1. The shinner
2. The wtf is that on the inside of my foot
3. The ultimate roadrash
4. The swellbow
5. The palmbruise
6. The heel bruise, which you always think is gone but turns out not to be..
7. The damn I never fell on my face before
8. The tailbone cracker
9. The rolled ankle, a thousand times
10. The what the hell is wrong with my knee
Stay safe dear fellow skaters 🙂